Seuss-ify Your Word Selection
A description you say! To describe what I do?
An example per se, to show clearly to you?
Not a problem for me! Not a problem at all.
As a Matter of fact I am having a ball!
In an outflow of joy as a service of sorts
I will Seuss-ify some of your words and retorts
As serious or with a goofier tone,
Whatever the flavor! The tone is your own.
At 10 words a Simbi or 1 Sim per line
This description comes in at a couple of dimes
But that’s just a quote as I’m trucking along
Your actual price will be right and not wrong
As a purpose this service can spice up your words
For that someone whose special or something absurd
Or maybe a birthday or just to have fun
Its for any occasion done under the sun.
So that's my description of what I can do
You will find that true and it's from the heart too
So drop me a line and let’s make a deal
And let’s see what magic we happen to spill.
Training & Qualifications
23 years of poetry. Over a dozen bible selections Seuss-ified.
Availability & Preferences
8pm -10pm CST