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Throw insults at me for 3 minutes

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11 per session Virtual OK

I'm right here, bring it on bro!

Throw your best insults at me. I can take them in english, french (sacrés québecois inclus), spanish and nepalese. I'll even show you some stuff should you start lagging behind.

Honestly I'm game for any language.
You may talk about my face, my simbi profile. Heck, even about my dumb goatee.

I'm titanium coated, to this day unroasted. My skin is made of teflon, my ears impervious to any weapon.

(Extra fees will apply if you want me to answer back.)
BRING EEEEEEEET!!!!!

Training & Qualifications


I have a solid self esteem. I also enjoy doing stuff out of the ordinary.

Availability & Preferences


Weekends

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Carlos


Mauricio received session of Throw insults at me for 3 minutes from Carlos
Feb 15, 2017
He did very good
Yiannos provided unit of Motivation Quote for Carlos
Feb 19, 2017
Carlos was understanding of my late response! I hope i helped! Thank you!
Eduardo received hour of 1 hour of custom sculpting from Carlos
Feb 17, 2017
hes good
Feb 17, 2017
Grasias. Me gusto musho
Elliott received Help with Make art from Carlos
Feb 15, 2017
Carlos provided a piece for the magazine that fits with the theme. Thank you!
Mauricio provided unit of Concept advicer for Carlos
Feb 15, 2017
He is funny and well mannered, you should start a conversation with him just for the chuckles
Miguel received hour of 1 hour of custom sculpting from Carlos
Feb 15, 2017
Wow! Carlos is very approachable and fast. He made a sculpture of my character in just 10 minutes!
Miguel provided session of Spanish for Engineers for Carlos
Feb 15, 2017
¡Muy bien Carlos! Pronto estarás hablando español tan bien como tus padres. He really is an artist!

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About Carlos López

Concept artist. Sculptor What I can do - Sculpt (traditional & digital) - 3d Sketching - Speed 3d sketching - Illustration - Logo development - Take an idea and bring it to life What ...I can use - Traditional media (clay, watercolors, oils) - Photoshop - Modeling software (Sculptris, 3ds Max) - CAD software (AutoCAD, Rhino, Sketchup) - English, French and Spanish - Creativity and imaginationshow more

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