Once a song was writ,
By a man so strong in wit,
He could think of a lyric,
By a process, empiric,

So happily he did sing,
And his voice gave a ring,
Oh yeah I can also record,
Alas play so few chords,

And hopefully you'll go off,
With no rebuke, ill-intent or scoff!
My strength lies in olde English,
So if what you require is sort of jingle-ish,

Then you're in luck my friend,
Doth ye require? A song from yon' lyre?
Or be ye headed on your way, once again?!

I'm normally available