Defend Any Opinion
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I will defend absolutely any opinion/thought/ideal/etc., no matter what I actually believe. I will make as lengthy of an argument as I can, as if I am actually in favor of the subject. If you would like to have a mock argument of sorts, even better!
I warn you that depending on what you want me to defend, what I say could be "offensive". I'm naturally an offensive person. If you have sensitivities to words and subjects, either request a rather innocent argument from me, or do not request one at all (for the sake of your own mental stability).
Training & Qualifications
I am the devil's advocate in the flesh. I am also generally good at seeing both sides.
Availability & Preferences
I will do this anytime.