A man with a very weird assortment of talents...

Voiceovers? Sure.
Kitchen tips and recipes? Easily provided.
Gluten-FREE Tips n tricks? <-- Got em.
Balloon animals and lessons? YUP.
BUT WAIT NANCY, THERE'S MORE!

I'm a father, a radio personality (read: loser), I swear I used to play the guitar and sing... Huge gamer (mostly CONSOLE, and mostly SMITE lately...), and usually a decent human being.

Usually.

I've worked in radio since 2002, starting from the ground up, legit. My first real gig in radio was: Mascot. Big, smelly foam bear head. SUPER GLAM, RIGHT?

Moved from my hometown of Ottawa to the bustling metropolis of Timmins, ON... then Fredericton, NB... back to Ottawa, out to Calgary, AB... THEN BACK TO OTTAWA AGAIN.

What can I say? I Love it here.

They seriously want 1400 characters on me?

I'm at 800 something, and struggling. Now, I'm beginning to rethink my plan to write a book on my ludicrous experiences in my field.

Maybe I'll have to make that one of the deals... ask me for the story behind one of the following, in exchange for a chip in simbi donation:
- The guy who stabbed himself in the stomach to threaten us all.
- The death threat turned court hearing
- That time I put $5000 cash into a pet incinerator (True story. vid's still up. Brutal day.)
- The co-host I found in an OD Coma.

This, and SO MUCH more, all for 3 easy installments of 9.9fwaitaminute... No real money, Ryan.

THERE. DID IT. 1450.HA