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Dad Joke. No wait, it's a mom joke!

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25 value - Virtual OK - Posted Dec 14, 2018

Dads have a reputation for telling "groaner" jokes, but in my house, I'm the one telling the dad jokes, and my husband is the one rolling his eyes. Sometimes my kids roll their eyes too.

If you want a bad dad joke (or in this case, a bad mom joke), you've come to the right place. Whether it's a joke about numbers, a riddle about crossing animals, or a totally random laugh-out-loud tidbit (I hope), I'll give you something PG to laugh about (or roll your eyes at).

I'll tell you one bad mom joke or riddle, so you can either laugh uncontrollably (if you're easily amused like me) or roll your eyes (if you're not easily amused).

Either way, let's have some fun with it :)

Listening to jokes, even if they're bad jokes, can help us lighten our mood and bring a little extra happiness into our lives. I'd love to help you smile, if not laugh out loud.

In exchange for one of my clean jokes, please send me one of yours! And please keep it G.

Training & Qualifications


I'm just a mom, forced to tell clean jokes. My children sometimes laugh at my jokes, and sometimes they groan and roll their eyes. My oldest child is learning my ways and tells jokes incessantly, which makes me very proud.

Availability & Preferences


My schedule is flexible, but it may take me a day or so to answer your message.

Trading Preference: Trade only – I just want direct exchanges

Reviews of Mariana


Jan 19, 2019
Mariana was quick to send me a real good groaner of a mom joke, thank you!
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About Mariana Abeid-McDougall

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