I will provide you a hastily written and poorly recorded singing Telegraph. You give me the details that need to be conveyed. Specificity would be apprected.
I would be happy to compose a song conveying the above-mentioned details in any most likely unoriginal cliche and trite Style. Once the idea is there I will record it probably just on my cell phone. I will make a copy of ailable to you and if possible personally deliver to the recipient.